First of all, it was her birthday yesterday and she asked me, as a favor, and as a great honor, to take part in a chain mail, and I broke it.
And then, I went and broke it because I was too damn stupid to properly post links into my blog.... well, I posted the links, but the browser would not open, and then I tried again and it failed again, and then I was tired because it was late at night, and then I just deleted the whole bloody thing.... and so Nettie does not get to know which of those six stories I was supposed to tell was the lie.
I'm really sorry, Nettie.
But the stark truth is: I'm just too stupid for this kind of computer thing. Hey, I've learned how to upload pictures and then even post them in the right part of a blog by now, that should count for something, ok?
But I will tell you the lie now.
I said that I had a hot affair with my younger sister's teacher when I was 21.
That was a lie.
I had a hot affair with my sister's teacher when I was 22.
She was 16 at that time, and the teacher 32. Unmarried. So all was well. Sort of.
He was hot. I was not his student. We kept it a secret. It lasted a week.
Will this do, Nettie? Please?